What for?

Ok. Quite for sure all this is simply suicidal. Why would a Spanish speaker like me try to write a blog in English?
Well, a friend of mine (who is convinced that my English is not crap, dunno exactly why) encouraged me to do so. So here I am, at the very beginning of the story.
Hell knows where and when all this will come to an end.
Any mistakes (of any kind, say, those not-so-terrible and those how-the-fuck-could-you-write-this, as well) are of my own and born from my brain.
Enjoy! :D